I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
