I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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