Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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