jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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