this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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