Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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