I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
