I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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