But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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