This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Two words: blizzard sex
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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