So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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