Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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