is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
