I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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