Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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