is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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