I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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