I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You were trust falling into bushes
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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