He told me they were just razor bumps!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
