I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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