I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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