does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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