White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
