what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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