do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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