just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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