i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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