I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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