A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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