All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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