She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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