Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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