in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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