Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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