and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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