I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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