I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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