remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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