Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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