after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
