Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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