This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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