I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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