That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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