Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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