My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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