You really coming over, don't trick.
where am i from again
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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