is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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