bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
