where does the pee come out of this thing
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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