Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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