we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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