just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
should my penis look like a turkey
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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