I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
