so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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