Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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